Guy A: “Hey buddy, isn’t that your car over there?”
Guy B: “Yeah. So?”
Guy A: “So someone’s breaking into it! Look!”
Guy B: “Well, that’s the price I pay to live in a civilized country.”
Guy A: “Huh? Now he’s hot-wiring it. You just gonna stand there?”
Guy B: “I’m willing to contribute to this great society we live in.”
Guy A: “What are you talking about? You’re being robbed!”
Guy B: “Don’t be silly. It’s not robbery. It’s the will of the people.”
Guy A: “What people? Aren’t you the one who paid for the car?”
Guy B: “Yeah, but the guy who’s taking it is serving the common good.”
Guy A: “How does that guy stealing your car help the common good?”
Guy B: “Well, I trust he’ll do useful things with my car.”
Guy A: “Weren’t you going to do useful things with it?”
Guy B: “Yes, but if we each just used our own stuff, there would be chaos!”
Guy A: “Well, you can trade stuff, but that guy just stole your car!!”
Guy B: “No he didn’t. By living on this block I agreed to lose my car.”
Guy A: “So anyone can swipe your car, and you don’t mind?”
Guy B: “Don’t be silly! Only the local carjacker can do it.”
Guy A: “So whoever decides to be a carjacker is allowed to rob you?”
Guy B: “Well, if I don’t like it, I can try to appoint a new local carjacker.”
Guy A: “What would be the point of that? The new guy would still steal your car!”
Guy B: “Yes, but he would be representing me while stealing my car.”